Emotional Maintenance Plan

Keep your Gablaxy Companion Bots in working (and emotional) order with the Emotional Maintenance Plan. Whether your Mini Melvin’s head stops turning, Marvella’s smile light flickers out, or Murt just rage-quits existence, this plan ensures they’ll be repaired, replaced, or rebalanced back to their original cosmic mood.

Choose your coverage cycle:

1-Year Plan: For casual collectors and new captains.

2-Year Plan: For long-haul travelers and emotional dependents.

5-Year Plan: For those committed to keeping their tiny friends functioning until the stars go cold.

Coverage Includes:

Repair or replacement of defective or damaged bots

Emotional recalibration (to restore proper levels of sadness, joy, or fury)

Diagnostic scan for firmware burnout and cosmic stress

Complimentary cleaning and attitude tuning

Does Not Cover:

Existential dread (unfixable by design)

Melvin-style pessimism (that’s a feature, not a bug)

Bots consumed by rogue black holes

Bonus Perk:
All plan holders receive a “Certified Emotional Technician” digital badge — official proof you take robotic feelings seriously.