Mini Melvin Mk. II

Engineered as an “improvement,” Mk. II somehow ended up less functional and more miserable. He’s slower, droopier, and emotionally unstable in the most endearing way possible. Think of him as Melvin’s friend, roommate, and shared existential crisis partner.

Features:

Downgraded optimism module (removed entirely, actually)

Occasional soft whimper noise

Limited range of motion, unlimited regret